Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to 
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of 
the American voters to become president, either."

                                              - David Letterman

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

                                     - Paula Poundstone

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... 

    -- Robert Byrne