Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
 different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
 version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
 that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
 chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
                        -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
                           Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0

Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."