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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. 

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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson


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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.



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