Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. Johnny Carson
There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
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