"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director

"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
 necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
                        -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 

   Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.


  

"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford