"So let me get this straight:

 There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
 that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
 photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
 never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
 busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
 they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
 that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
 on his own in a room with a camera?

 Now I'm really lost.

 PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
                        -- me

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
          "That's All folks"

"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

   Sign seen at a restaurant:
   The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
   properly.