"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
 head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."

-- Pinback, oz#gothic

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields