Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone

The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.