"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956