I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote