"The future will be better tomorrow." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
Unknown: "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night."
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