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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways 
out of this airplane..."
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." 

    - Will Gillespie
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"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
 the territory."

-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers
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