"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
 'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry

"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon

On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle 

Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.