Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"

No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder