No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
   Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.