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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. 

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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " 
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) 

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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.


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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch


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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic


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