There was a young fellow named Louvies Who tickled his girl in the boovies, And as she contorted, He looked down and snorted, "My prick wants to get in your movies!"
There was a fat man from Rangoon Whose prick was mich like a balloon. He tried hard to ride her And when finally inside her She thought she was pregnant too soon.
Part 6 of 12 Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious German named Bager, He'd proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of a Hayden Octet in B-Major.
A quick witted astronaut, Dwight, When asked about his upcoming flight, Did he have worry one 'Bout landing on the sun ? "Heck no, we're landing at night!"
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