Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest and
greatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for the
dudes who have to read it.  The hip new way to write readable C
code involves the use of a few simple defines.


#define like {
#define man ;}
#define an ;
#define SayBro /*
#define CheckItOut */


SayBro like, this is some rad program, so CheckItOut

like
    a = b
         an
    c = d
man

SayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code.  I mean really!  CheckItOut

like SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the white book, but in
a readable form.

CheckItOut man

#define YoDude for(
#define OK     )
#define is     =
#define AND    &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define garbage
#define FAROUT

shell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;

like int gap, i, j, temp;

YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some garbage an make gap /=2 OK
    YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some garbage an make i++ OK
        YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
            garbage an make j -= gap OK
            like
                temp is v[j]      an
                v[j] is v[j+gap]  an
                v[j+gap] is temp
            man
FAROUT man

SayBro like, B there OB square!  CheckItOut

Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! 
Buford: The hell you don't!
Mongo: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink...I get drunk...I fall 
down. No problem! 

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he 
have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he 
wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and 
asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the 
lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him. The dying person replied, 
"When Jesus died, he had a thief next to him and I want to go the same 
way." 

A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher 
asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the 
Bull". "How disgusting" said the teacher "I am sure your father could have 
done that" "No ma'm, he couldn't have" said the little sod "It has to be 
the Bull". 

                            Satanic Barney Proof
     
   
 Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
 Prove: Barney is satanic

         The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
         printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
         Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

         CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

         Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
         CV    V  L  DI    V

         And their decimal equivalents are:
         100 5 5 50 500 1 5

         Adding those numbers produces: 666.

         666 is the number of the Beast.

 Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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