What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

                    A stick.

Q: Who makes more money, a whore or a drug pusher?
A: The whore because she can lick her crack and use it again.

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

  Good: 
        Your husband understands fashion
   Bad: 
        He's a crossdresser
 Worse: 
        He looks better than you

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.
They had the following conversation: 
Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok. 
Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok. 
Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me 
what's wrong with me Dr.?
Dr.: Yeah. You do not drink enough water.

What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

                    You can't get your kids to eat spinach.