WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8) "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" (Tom, 5)
I was playing in a night club, and getting few requests and small tips. Towards the end of the night, a man walked up with a wad of bills in his hand and asked me to play a jazz chord. I played an Amaj7. He said, "No, no. A jazz chord." I did a little improvisational thing, but he didn't like that either. "No, no, no! A jazz chord. You know, 'A jazz chord, to say, ah love you.'"
Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk. As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter." Being polite I said thank you and asked the woman if her daughter was in college? I woman replied, "No she died about 2 years ago in car accident." I was in complete shock; I didn't no what to say. As the woman was handing the clerk her coupons she asked me to do a favor for her. I couldn't say no or it would seem too awkward. She asked me if I would wave at her and say "by mom." as she was leaving. Feeling very weird, as the lady was leaving I said "by mom!" When the clerk rang up my milk he said that will be $65.39. I am thinking WHAT?! The clerk said your mom told me you would take the bill for her also. My first reaction was to run after the lady. As I was close behind her, maybe a foot, I tripped and pulled her leg just like I am pulling yours!!
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