An American tourist in South America had the misfortune to be attacked
by killer bees as he stood on the bank of the Amazon. Seeking refuge,
he leapt into the river - and was devoured by piranha fish.

   Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
   my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
   her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
   other day.
   
   Now, she's mad with me.

OK one time me and two of my friends went over to another friends

house expecting him to be home but nobody was. We had also 

remembered that his parents were out of town for the week,

so we decided to go inside and wait for him. So I slipped 

in through the oversize dog door. Once we were inside we got

a little bit bored so we decided to leave , but before we did 

I came across a great idea. You see his mom collects teddy bears 

and had hundreds of them placed all around the house. So we gathered 

allmost all of them and placed them in the living room and sat them 

on couches, chairs and the floor all facing the TV.Just then I 

found a videotape of Barny (EVERYONES FAVORITE PURPLE FRIEND)

So we put in the tape and left the remote control in the biggest

bears lap with the volume all the way up and then left.



Later that night we called him and told him that we were coming 

over, he sounded worried. When we arrived he answered the

door with a shotgun in his hand, he was scared shitless.

Turns out that he and his girlfriend called the cops and 

had to explain the whole story, The found nothing,laughed and left.

To this day he dosent understand what happened and sometimes 

we joke around with him about it. Since only 3 of us know about

it there is always new people that think he is crazy.  

Sent by ethan