Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I 
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court 
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between 
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better 
looking and more honest about how they make a living."

In an upcoming Playboy interview, Geraldo Rivera calls Barbara 
Walters "a very sexy babe" who is "profoundly sensual, very 
female being with a great body." He also says, "I'm no homo, 
but I'm not ashamed to say that I'd do Hugh Downs in a 
heartbeat." 

An American teenager ended up in hospital
because of serious head wounds received
from an oncoming train.
When asked about how he received the injuries,
the lad told the police that he was simply
trying to see how close he could get his head
to a moving train before he was hit.