The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"

Clinton responded: "Just pay it." 

Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: 

    The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. 

Was heard on a public transportation vehicle while in Orlando. 
"When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head 
and watch your step.

If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your 
language. Thank you."