"I can get anything to go in..." -- Karen
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be pretty embarrassed." -- Kim Alm
My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately. Something she agreed with is eating her.
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