"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder." 

Alfred Hitchcock. 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery

The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne