In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.

"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."

- Record Executive Phil Walden 

   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
   find my #%@# clothes."
   - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
   keeps a color photo of himself above his locker