"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."  -- JFK

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. 

     - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg 

Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz