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ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.
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Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant
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"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban
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