Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

"The Harvard Law states:  Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
 humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

-- Larry Wall

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall