"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

When two's company, three's the result!

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown

Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."