"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum." -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it." - William A. Orton
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Einstein
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. - Edward Abbey
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