Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.

ON MATERIALISM
   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon --