Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 

Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
 where to go.
         'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
         'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
         'Well, how about Mercury?'
         'No, it's too hot there.'
         'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
         'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips.  When I was
 there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
 still talking about it.'"
                        -- fortune

Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter.


Sent by Tara

Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.