"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes

"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.