"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs

Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."

 - Steven Wright

"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and 
talent"