"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown

"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries