The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation. -Thoreau
San Cristobal was full of hippies. There were way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts. There were new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament. And there were smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan." --P.J. O'Rourke
"This book fills a much-needed gap. " - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. - F. P. Jones
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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