We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. - Albert Einstein
* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. - Edward Abbey
ON LAMENTATION Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx
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