'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,

I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.