Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

"I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
 writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
                        -- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Hoping to get people to go to museums 
again, New York City has started a new 
ad campaign called "I Love New York 
Culture". But if they want me to go 
back to museums, they should name the 
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For 
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." 
                      -- Jimmy Fallon

- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
   arrives.