Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.

"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.