"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
 Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
 machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
 no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
 jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
 fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
 on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
 mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
 mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
 miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
 fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
 Choose your future.
 Choose sysadmin-ing."
                        -- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris

Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name?