Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.