"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad 
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going 
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"

                                                    -Jay Leno