There once was a young man named Lanny
                            
                    The size of whose prick was uncanny.
                            His wife, the poor dear,
                            Took it into her ear,
                            
                    And it came out the hole in her fanny.

There was a young man named O'Malley 
            Who was fucking his gal in the alley, 
                When right at the start 
                Whe let a small fart, 
            Said O'Malley to Sally, "Now r'ally!" 

   Some come here to sit and think,
   Some come here to shit and stink,
   But I come here to scratch my balls,
   And read the bullshit on the walls...


  

There was a nympho named Jill 
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
All over China
And bits of her tits in Brazil

Sent by Martin

               A fellow who lives in St. Paul 
               Has one hexadronical ball. 
                    The cube of its weight, 
                    Plus his penis, times eight 
               Is his phone number; give him a call.