What do jello and a woman have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

Sparky

FAVORITE FANTASY

       Age         Fantasy

        17         getting to third
        25         airplane sex
        35         menage a trois
        48         taking the company public
        66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,
dirt and blood.  He asks his friend,
"What's happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about 
the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.