Some time ago the DJ on radio station WZZO in Allentown, PA was discussing David Hasselhoff, since there was some news item about him. He went on to say that he liked the show "Knight Rider" much better than "Baywatch". He said that Knight Rider was more realistic, since he could more easily believe that there was a talking car than that Pamela Anderson could form coherent sentences on her own.
The editors at "Playboy" have selected Marilyn Monroe for first place in its "The 100 Sexiest Women of the Century" feature. For organizational purposes, the list is divided into "Chicks Who Slept WIth A Kennedy" and "Chicks Who Didn't Sleep With A Kennedy."
[AP, Mammoth Lakes, CA] A San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad, authorities said. Matthew David Hubal, 22, was pronounced dead at Centinela Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3 a.m. The Mono County Sheriff's Department said Hubal and his friends had apparently hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from the lift towers. Lieutenant Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department said the pads are used to protect skiers who might hit the towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated that the tower he hit was the one with its pad removed.
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