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Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was
charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to
another woman. Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a
Canadian beauty pageant and a hockey game broke out." 

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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night 
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the 
floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton 
was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying 
the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

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SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:

        "Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
        Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
        Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."



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