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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
I'm out.

Steven Wright
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Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
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"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.
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