* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
So it goes - Kurt Vonnegut
"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of computer, so what the hell do I know?" -- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
Medicine reports that it has already happened. A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills. -Sam Levenson
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