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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

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Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."

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"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle


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