Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." -- George Bernard Shaw
'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' Anon
Olin Miller: "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do."
"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
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